XKCD File Folders

XKCD never fails to amuse me. My files are kinda hierarchically organized. It goes real deep. Not that I get turned on by hierarchically organized folders...

The Assumption Song Mad Libs

I made this madlib with a madlib creator. I don't own the original song or its tune. It's not quite Rule 34, but it sure is a dirty song!

The Assumption Song.

ADJECTIVE
NOUN
VERB ENDING IN "ED"
PAST TENSE VERB
PLACE
VERB ENDING IN "ING"
BODY PART
NOUN (PLURAL)
DIRECTION
BODY PART
LIQUID
BODY PART
NOUN (PLURAL)
NOUN (PLURAL)
FRACTION
HOUR OF DAY
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
VERB ENDING IN "ING"
ADJECTIVE
ADJECTIVE
NOUN
PAST TENSE VERB
NOUN
VERB ENDING IN "UP"
ARTICLE OF CLOTHING
NOUN (PLURAL)
NOUN (PLURAL)
COLOR
ADJECTIVE
VERB ENDING IN "ING"
DESCRIPTIVE AGE
VERB
NOUN (PLURAL)
NOUN (PLURAL)
LOCATION
VERB ENDING IN "ING"
NOUN
NOUN
DAY+ " `S"
NOUN
PLACE
VERB ENDING IN "ING"
BODY PART
NOUN
DIRECTION
VERB ENDING IN "ED"
NOUN
ADJECTIVE
TYPE OF LODGING
LOCATION
SIZE
NOUN
VERB ENDING IN "ED"
ADJECTIVE
VERB
SIZE
ADJECTIVE
ANIMAL
ADJECTIVE
VERB
SIZE
ADJECTIVE
BODY PART
ACTION NOUN
VERB
PREPOSITION
VERB
FOOD
ADJECTIVE
VERB
FOOD
FOOD
VERB
ADJECTIVE
VERB

Been busy

Sorry I haven't written posts in a while. I've been real busy and haven't the time to draw anything!

XKCD Video Compression Fetish

Another adorable XKCD post. Now I wonder if there's actual Rule 34 on that... *checks* Not really. I would draw it... but... how on earth would I draw it??? Anyways, here's their pic. http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/porn.png

XKCD Guitar in the Shower

I don't own this, but I thought it was hilarious: XKCD Owns it.

Coming Up: Test Tube and Periodic Table

I'd just like to say, I have a giant PTE poster on my wall. I just realized when making this... what it could look like. I will never look at the location of Hydrogen, Lithium, and Beryllium the same again. I'll never look at the poster the same again. If anyone sees me bursting out laughing every time I see a PTE... this will be why. But yeah, who knew chemistry could be so sexy? Science IS sexy, wtf am I talking about? But PTEs. With boners. Why on earth did I make this? Oh yeah, Rule 35, and my obligations. Remember people, if you can't find it, ask me to make it! I realize most of my views as of now come from Russia. Russians, do the best you can to use Google Translate. I will try to understand you. I hope this site gets more popular. I'm submitting this particular one to memebase... it's too funny.

This is one of the few times I'll draw some form of me in the picture. This is only because of my electricity fetish, and I felt it well fitting to draw this with me. Lightning, electricity, whatever you'd like to call it. Here it is, though. It's also one of the few times where, if I am drawing a person, they'll be naked. I won't draw genitals on people, though. Boobs, sure. Of course I'll draw boobs. Tits are almost a requirement for Rule 34.

Breadboard, LED, and Battery

I'm going to put my images on Imgur and then attach it, because I just realized that everything I put on here gets put on Picasa, and therefore has a size limit. I'm just going to img src it. :D I love knowing HTML. Anyways. Yeah. The "Breadboards are sluts" joke is actually from someone in my electronics class. I decided to Rule 35 it. They are basically made to put a whole bunch of components in without the need of soldering. Rows of holes. They're meant for sticking things down their holes. And I know, the LED needs a resistor... but Rule 34 need not be technical, and Rule 34 with components already exist. :P Now you can click the image and it will be larger.

Oscilloscope and Battery

I half lied in the last post. I got it to work after posting it. It was a licensing error, and I just needed to do something to the FLEXnet file in Services. Anyways, here's an oscilloscope and a battery. I know, I know, the graph would technically not really be possible from a simple 9V battery, but I tried my best in this. I know both of them aren't drawn well, but I'm no Monet or da Vinci. Either I draw neat lines that actually look something like clip art, while sacrificing details, or adding lot of detail in PhotoShop, but it doesn't look as clean cut as these. I don't know how to vector in PS, and I don't care to learn it there, as I can import vector drawings into PS from illustrator if I actually cared to make these images more detailed. Anyways, that's that, remember, click the picture for a larger image. They are all 10 by 10 inches. You may use them, but please don't blur out my mark. I don't rip the images from the internet, and the mark is tiny. If you are going to use it in a document, you can remove it from the image, but put my blog in the sources. Merci beaucoup. (Oui, je parle français. Si vous voulez un photo en français, demandez-moi. Mon français n'est pas assez bien. J'étudie français au lycée. J'y étudie depuis trois ans.)

No Posts in a While

Sorry I haven't put up any posts in a while. My computer was down, and now the program I use to draw the Rule 34s are down. I'll start up as soon as it gets working again! :D

Router and Girl

I got this idea after the fact I was sitting right next to the router, yet I had such a slow download speed. I finally got around to making this as a Rule 34. I'm not good at drawing, I know, but I'll get better at it. I promise. As a reminder, you CAN request Rule 34's, by e-mailing me at awesomelightning@gmail.com with the subject line "Rule 34." But yeah. I don't think this exists xD so I made it!

Donkey, Thunderstorm, and Car

For some reason, my mouse does not want to draw the lines the way I wanted it to be drawn, but it's Rule 34, nonetheless.

Because Paheal contains so many viruses, and doesn't actually take requests, I have created this site where people can ask me to make a particular Rule 34. I am a strong believer in Rule 34 and Rule 35. Now if you cannot seem to find an image of a threeway between a car, thunderstorm, and donkey, and really want it, I shall make an image for you. I will scrounge the internet for requested Rule 34s, and if I cannot find it, I shall make it using Adobe Photoshop or Adobe Illustrator. I will also accept sent in images after reviewing them for content. Now because I have just a tiny bit more of a life than you think I do, posts will be irregular, but I will try to at least post five Rule 34s a week. Have fun browsing!